is a fight! Ouda: "I want to fight, so go to hell." The chief said, "If you pass all Wachootoo tests, you do not die." Ace: Kooky! Ace: Leave that part out from now on! I represent the princess! Ouda: "I am a Princess." Ace: War is hell. Did you just refer to me as "White Devil"? Ouda: This how they know you. I come in peace! Ouda: White Devil say, "I will harm you." Ace: I couldn't help but notice the "equinsu ocha" part. Fulton Greenwall: Guano is a chief resource of the Wachati, they use it to make many things in the village. Īce Ventura: Mmm, this fruit paste is delicious, and the pottery is lovely. CHI-CA-GO! You're outta there! Go on, you're gone, go on. Ace Ventura: Shikaka? Shikaka! Shikasha! Ahhh! Sssssshhhhhhhish-kebab. Ace Ventura: Crepuscular chiroptera?! Fulton Greenwall: Yes, but to the natives. The Chief says that unless the Sacred Bat is returned before the marriage of the princess, the entire Wachati tribe will meet their death! Ace Ventura: What type of bat are we talking about here? Fulton Greenwall: The great white bat, of course. I'm the loogie guy, remember? Fulton Greenwall: Err, yes, yes, Chief, thank you. Ventura! That is sacred ground! I'm sorry, but only the Wachati are allowed to step there. Ace: Alrighty then! You know something? You're right! Do not pass go! Do not collect 200 dollars! It's lovely, but I fancy myself an autumn.Īce Ventura: Quite an auspicious dwelling for a filthy flying weasel. Ventura, there's nothing wrong with enjoying the fruits of nature. Ace: Activist, yes, mhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhm! Pompous Woman: Mr. Pompous woman: Another activist, McGuire. Ace Ventura: That's a lovely wrap you're wearing! Perhaps I could buy you some fluffy new slippers, made from the heads of innocent and defenseless baby seals! The Monopoly Guy: Who is this ghastly man? Ace: Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. Ace Ventura: Isn't this incredible?! It's gonna be some kind of a record! 'Everyone loves a Slinky!' 'You gotta get a Slinky!' 'Slinky, Slinky!' 'Go, Slinky! Go!' Ace Ventura: Ohhhhhhh, MAAAAAAN! Can you believe it?! It was right there! Can I do it one more time? Fulton Greenwall: Please forgive me, sir, but if we don't hurry now, we might miss the plane. There's still one more thing I must do before I go.
Ace Ventura: I'll meet you at the bottom. Fulton Greenwall: Well, we should go, Mr. Ace Ventura: I've never seen them act like that before. Ace Ventura: In the light of this personal sacrifice you've made. Ace Ventura: This took you eighty years to achieve!!! Abbott: That's okay, I don't like it anymore. Dialogue Ace Ventura: What about my medallion of spiritual accomplishment? Abbott: Take mine.